I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
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