these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
North Korea, Best Korea!
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
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