With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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