it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
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