i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
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