D3 body, D1 cock
We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
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