Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
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