took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
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