What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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