wakey wakey hands off snakey
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
Randomize
