My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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