No awkward lesbian experiences without me
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize
