I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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