The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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