My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
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