Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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