Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
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