that's an acceptable place to lick
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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