I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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