I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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