Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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