shes about as inviting as chlamydia
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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