can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
you made out with another girl for some wings
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
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