We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
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