whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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