Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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