It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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