after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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