i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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