I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
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