Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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