ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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