Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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