I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
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