found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
he thought i was a dude.
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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