Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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