I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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