yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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