i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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