Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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