do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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