Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
Randomize
