He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
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