Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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