I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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