he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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