I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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