Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
I wish i was in the wii world.
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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