People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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