i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
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