i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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