watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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