ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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