I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
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