i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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