I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
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