You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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